Who wants Cheese

Hello Friends,

I've been reading alot of posts lately and have seen the same results over and over.Humans are stingy.So I rented this stand and brought a truck load of cheese(again mom you should be careful where you leave your wallet....Lol). Anyway step right up we have all kinds Muenster,Cheddar, American, etc and for my sweet doggie friends there's sausages.Guess mom's good for something after all.

Silly Sunday

Mom made this over at FotoTrix.com they have alot of cute templates you can put your photos in.Gives her something to do on a lazy Sunday.

Stingy Mom

Mom.... Ariel come here right now !!!!

Ariel..."What is it" why are you yelling like a nut.

Mom...My bread has kitty nibble marks on it and my cheeto's are wet on the ends

Ariel.... "Hmmmm" Yes it must be the ghosts.



Mom.... Ariel your crazy and what's that orange powder on your mouth.

Ariel.... (Licking mouth) what it's errr .... a new catnip flavored lipgloss.

Mom... Why does your breath smell cheesy ?

Ariel... (Whispering) Why are you a noisy drooly face.

Mom... What did you say?

Ariel....Errr....I love what you 've done with the place.

Mom...Ummm Okay...... yet from now on your to not touch my food.





Ariel.... Did I hear you right please repeat that.

Mom... You heard me don't touch my food.


Ariel....(Laughing) Yooo Boy!!!! Your funny mom .

Mom...Ya think so just watch.


Ariel.... Ahhh Mom where are you going?

Mom... To make a tuna sandwhich and get some more cheetos.

Ariel...(Licking mouth) that sounds delicious. Hey mom where are you going now?

Mom... To my room so I can eat in peace (shuts door to room).

Ariel...Well are'nt we stingy!!!!!!

Wordless Wednesday

This kitty doesn't do clothes

Okay like I've said before I don't like to wear clothes,Costumes,Hats etc.Yet the dumb human aka...mom insist that I do.So today she went shopping and came back with this contraption and insisted I pose for a photo here's how it went....

Mom... Ariel look what I brought for you today isn't it cute.

Ariel... What are you insane I will never wear that hope you kept your receipt.

Mom...Well let's just try it on for size.

Ariel..."Go Ahead" Yet I honestly think your head is way to big.

Mom...There see (fitting hat on with Velcro strip) you look adorable let me get the camera.

Ariel...(Struggling to get hat off) Are you freaking crazy woman I don't want my friends seeing me in this silly hat.I'm so embarrassed.

Mom...Honestly Ariel your over reacting now open your eyes and look cute.

Ariel....Mom I'm warning you don't take that photo.

Mom...(Snap of camera taking photo) What did you say sweetie.

Ariel....Mom I mean it you'll be sorry.

Mom....Just afew more and I'll give you some treats.

Ariel... A truck load of treats isn't worth this humiliation.

Mom...Okay it's over now let me help you take it off.

Ariel..."Yes" mom do come closer .

Mom...Owww!!! Ariel stop biting my hand that hurts...Ariel!!!!

Ariel....(Biting down hard) Hey I warned you at least now let me try to vaporize you with my lazer eyes.

Mom..."Sigh"

Happy Halloween

I hope all my friends have a safe and Happy Halloween.To all my kitty friends who go outside please be safe some people do mean things to cats during Halloween.

Ariel's interview with Dracula

Ariel...Welcome Dracula thanks for this interview.

Dracula...(Lays down on couch)Thanks for having me come closer.

Ariel...Ummm I'm fine right here thanks.You do know you have some blood on your chin.

Dracula..."Ah" Yes does it scare you.

Ariel...(Whispering) No kinnda disgusting really.

Dracula...Mind if I have a drink.

Ariel...Well I really don't like to promote drinking in case kids are reading my blog.Besides what is it ?

Dracula...A bloody Mary or it could be Jane I bitten so many necks lately.

Ariel....Ahhh...Okay.Well this conculdes my interview with Dracula.

Dracula...Is it over already so soon?

Ariel..."Yes" and why is it so dark in here anyway(flicks on the lights)

Dracula..."Ahhh" Noooo!!!!

Ariel...Dacuala did you say something ? Hey who left this big pile of ashes here.