Hope these make you laugh like I did.....
1. There was a cat and a mouse who went to heaven,and they were there at the same time.Well,the mouse approaches God's throne, and God asks him, So how do you like it up here?
The mouse says, "It's" nice but could I get a pair of roller skates?
God says "Sure".
So the mouse gets his roller skates.
Well, the next day the cat approaches God's throne and the same question is directed at him.So he answers,"It's great" I didn't know you had meals on wheels up here!
2.What do baby cats wear? Dia-purrs
3.If a cat won an Oscar what would it get?An a- cat-emy award.
4.A cat's Prayer...
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray this chushy life to keep.
I pray for toys that look like mice,
And sofa cushions, soft and nice.
I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,
And someone nice to scratch my back,
For windowsills all warm and bright,
For shadows to explore at night.
I pray I'll always stay real cool
And keep the secret feline rule
To NEVER tell a human that
The world is really ruled by CATS!
Sunday, March 7, 2010
Posted by Ariel at Sunday, March 07, 2010