Sunday, March 7, 2010

Silly Sunday

Hope these make you laugh like I did.....

1. There was a cat and a mouse who went to heaven,and they were there at the same time.Well,the mouse approaches God's throne, and God asks him, So how do you like it up here?

The mouse says, "It's" nice but could I get a pair of roller skates?

God says "Sure".

So the mouse gets his roller skates.

Well, the next day the cat approaches God's throne and the same question is directed at him.So he answers,"It's great" I didn't know you had meals on wheels up here!

2.What do baby cats wear? Dia-purrs

3.If a cat won an Oscar what would it get?An a- cat-emy award.

4.A cat's Prayer...
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray this chushy life to keep.
I pray for toys that look like mice,
And sofa cushions, soft and nice.
I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,
And someone nice to scratch my back,
For windowsills all warm and bright,
For shadows to explore at night.
I pray I'll always stay real cool
And keep the secret feline rule
To NEVER tell a human that
The world is really ruled by CATS!



Daisy said...

I am going to say that prayer every night!

Anonymous said...

Those were pretty funny, Ariel! We think that yellow ladycat was a little bit witchy-poo. No wonder the mancat left her. ahahahahaha!

'Cept that video made Mom nervous. She does not enjoy hearing that screaming, hissy stuff.

ABBY said...

We laffed and laffed at the video!
Now I think we will say that cat prayer efurry night.

purrs on

Angel and Kirby said...

Those were very funny

MaoMao said...

hehe, Sweetiepie!

What a funny post! It made me and Momma laff. We liked the jokes and the video. Sending you lots and lots of love and purrs and snugglies and cuddles!

Lovin you bunchies -- your hubby MaoMao.

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Those are all good! And we love that picture of you - it is both funny and adorable!!