Friday, November 6, 2009

Stingy Mom

Mom.... Ariel come here right now !!!!

Ariel..."What is it" why are you yelling like a nut.

Mom...My bread has kitty nibble marks on it and my cheeto's are wet on the ends

Ariel.... "Hmmmm" Yes it must be the ghosts.

Mom.... Ariel your crazy and what's that orange powder on your mouth.

Ariel.... (Licking mouth) what it's errr .... a new catnip flavored lipgloss.

Mom... Why does your breath smell cheesy ?

Ariel... (Whispering) Why are you a noisy drooly face.

Mom... What did you say?

Ariel....Errr....I love what you 've done with the place.

Mom...Ummm Okay...... yet from now on your to not touch my food.

Ariel.... Did I hear you right please repeat that.

Mom... You heard me don't touch my food.

Ariel....(Laughing) Yooo Boy!!!! Your funny mom .

Mom...Ya think so just watch.

Ariel.... Ahhh Mom where are you going?

Mom... To make a tuna sandwhich and get some more cheetos.

Ariel...(Licking mouth) that sounds delicious. Hey mom where are you going now?

Mom... To my room so I can eat in peace (shuts door to room).

Ariel...Well are'nt we stingy!!!!!!


Anonymous said...

That does not sound very nice, Ariel. Doesn't your Mom know sharing is nice and being stingy is not-so-nice?

Whitey loves cheese. In fact, we'll have to leave now so we can revive him.

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Ha - that was so funny but then it had such a sad ending Ariel! But I love when you post the conversations you and your mom have - they are so fun to read!

But seriously - not sharing a tuna sandwich - that is just cruel!

The Island Cats said...

Your mom needs to learn to share...she musta missed that lesson in kindergarten...

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

She needs to make you your own sandwich with a small order of cheetos on the side!!

The Crew said...

Ariel, if you want a cheeto you should have one. I mean really, who's the boss in your house?!

Angel and Kirby said...

Our Mom shares a little, but reminds us that we are a little on the round side

Jan's Funny Farm said...

S-t-i-n-g-y! Like Jan. She won't share either. So Buddy has had to resort to stealing grated cheese off her plate while she makes an omelet. You'd think these humans would learn to share.

MaoMao said...

hehe, Sweetiepie!

If you want, tellyport ofur to my housie and I'll make you some tuna sammitches! And cheetos are yummiferus. I love cheese, too!

Love and kissies and cuddlies and purrs from Your MaoMao.

The Furry Kids said...

Tuna sammiches with cheetos are Mama's favorite!! I hope you got to steal, I mean, taste some more cheetos. Those are yummy!


Anita said...

I like your pumking hanger!