Thirteen thing's I do that freak mom out....
1.Stare blankly at nothing while meowing loudly.
2.Bite ankles while hiding under the couch (it's fun to hear humans scream).
3.Lick lightbulbs (mom has gotten wise and now turns off all the lights...So Spooky).
4.Lick any food left unattended (something about kitty germs the nerve of her).
5.Dive bomb off the refrigator on to her back(be careful that humans don't move when you do this).
6.Move in real close to her face (awww so sweet) then whap her as hard as I can with my paw.
7.Wait for her to go into her room for bed.Then meow really loud outside her door.When she comes out run away.
8.Hiss at things that are not there.
9.Beg for food then turn over the bowl spilling it all over the floor.
10.Biting and shredding toilet paper.
11.Rubbing on her legs when she carrying something hot.
12.Biting holes in the window screen(it lets in bugs a great toy for us kitty's very annoying to humans).
13.Poop on the floor(Hey!!!! I only did this once ).
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Posted by Ariel at Thursday, August 20, 2009