Thursday, August 20, 2009

Thursday Thirteen

Thirteen thing's I do that freak mom out....

1.Stare blankly at nothing while meowing loudly.

2.Bite ankles while hiding under the couch (it's fun to hear humans scream).

3.Lick lightbulbs (mom has gotten wise and now turns off all the lights...So Spooky).

4.Lick any food left unattended (something about kitty germs the nerve of her).

5.Dive bomb off the refrigator on to her back(be careful that humans don't move when you do this).

6.Move in real close to her face (awww so sweet) then whap her as hard as I can with my paw.

7.Wait for her to go into her room for bed.Then meow really loud outside her door.When she comes out run away.

8.Hiss at things that are not there.

9.Beg for food then turn over the bowl spilling it all over the floor.

10.Biting and shredding toilet paper.

11.Rubbing on her legs when she carrying something hot.

12.Biting holes in the window screen(it lets in bugs a great toy for us kitty's very annoying to humans).

13.Poop on the floor(Hey!!!! I only did this once ).


Amy said...

Well, my kitties do a lot of those things too - they don't lick lightbulbs (they can't reach them on the ceiling) and they don't divebomb from the fridge (they can't get up there - they just jump up from the floor and grab on instead). they also don't do much to the toilet paper - Virgil played with it in the pack when he was little but that is it. But all the rest - well at least one cat in the house does them (on some of them more than one do).

Angel and Kirby said...

That is an impressive list of freaky things!

Reese =^..^= said...

Great Thursday 13 post!

MaoMao said...

hehe, Sweetiepie!

I love yur list of thirteen things you do to freek out yur Momma! You're givin me some good ideas. That's furry kool that you bite holes in the skreen to let in buggies. Furry fun toys, fur sure! And I love to play with toilet papur, and when Momma and Daddy go to bed, I like to come in and holler MAO MAO MAO MAO MAO to see if I can get 'em back up!

And like you, Dorydoo likes to hiss at stuff that izzn't there. Better than her hissin at me, hehe!

I love you bunchies!

Love and kissies and cuddlies and snuggles from Your Fureffur Hubby MaoMao!

The Meezers said...

::taking notes:: good stuff Ariel!! - Billy SweetFeets

Hansel said...

wow thats a great list friend!

Cory said...

What an awesome list. We've never tried licking lightbulbs but my momma Ellie likes to lick the hand lotion container and it makes my mom freak Ellie's not getting enough vitamins or something like that...

The Furry Kids said...

Ariel, those are awesome things to do. I'm going to add some of those to my usual routine. Gotta keep those The Moms on their toes. heh heh